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I’ve never regretted doing that personally

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It’s that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one

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Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

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They’re weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.

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I’ve never.

Regretted it, I mean.

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I mean damn, when my mom was pregnant with my sister, these were what she craved. My sister turned it ok…

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I’m gonna put butter on them and you can’t stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.

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Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

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Nope, you’re not the boss of meeee.

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Saltines are the boss.

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You’ve got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!

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My mom lived off eating only that for decades, lol.

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Your mom cut her budget to feed you better and got used to it and/or never financially recovered

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Nah, she’s always had messed up taste buds, my grandmother suspected it was because of some illness she had as an infant. But for as long as I could remember she would only eat (plain) potato products and peanut butter saltines.

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I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!

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For protein, include peanut butter.

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Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

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