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“oh, the line you are typing is incomplete and therefore the whole file is invalid which means there is nothing to suggest for autocomplete”

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Ah, a fellow SSMS user

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Reminds me of VB6.

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Compiler: you’re skating on thin ice there you fucking maverick

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Hot doggin and grab assin. Not in my house.

Fuckit, red squiggly.

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Meanwhile rust when you try to use a variable before saving.

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I DECLARE… VARIABLE!

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Oh no you have to say it out loud EVERY time ?

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I didn’t just say it, I declared it!

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…and then there’s Go who just won’t let you compile at all

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Just enable format-on-save. That way gofmt can helpfully delete that variable you just added that you were for sure never going to use. You’re welcome!

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My thing is imports. Like, why, why do you delete it right after I typed it in and saved?

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Go will not calm down! Go will NEVER calm down!

How DARE! YOU! suggest Go to calm down!?

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This files seems to be generated. DO NOT EDIT.

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Or else

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