Strength
Evasiveness
Alcohol tolerance
Streetwise
Criminal history
Swagger
Is swagger the equivalent to rizz here, because tweakers can be pretty fucking funny sometimes when they’re not blitzed put of their skull.
Weirdly the same. First mission is to kill a bunch of rats in the basement…
“Roll d20+resistance to avoid herpes from the lot lizard”
“The party wakes up to find all of their CB radio equipment was stolen in the night by rogue fentanyl zombies”
“Dispatch has decided to put you on a quest down I-20 westbound to pick up cargo. Also I-20 has a DUI related accident that spans all lanes and won’t be cleared for another 4 hours.”
“Roll strength to hurl the piss jug”
“The man on the radio has insinuated that your mother has sex with cats how do you respond?”
Well after eating the truck stop egg salad sandwich I become very healthy, agile and intelligent. My quest would be to recruit other people into my flock and to be blessed by my health and beauty.
