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Holy shit, fuck Nigeria. Can we freedom them next? Sounds like they actually need it, but there’s probably no oil to be had.

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Maybe don’t claim their product is killing people because it’s a little too sweet for your taste…?

Okoli responded: “Help me advise your brother to stop ki***ing people with his product, yesterday was my first time of using and it’s pure sugar.”

Yeah that’s not gonna go over well anywhere, even the USA. Especially being a business owner….

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McDonalds kills people every day with unhealthy foods. No joke, no hyperbole pure murder. Kills them due to thier greed. I live in the US. Do you think I should be scared 😆

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Do you think I should be scared 😆

Yes but only because you live in America.

Source: same

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Except this is hyperbole. People can live 80 years off eating McDonald’s and others die by eating healthy organic foods in their 50s. McDonald’s is a byproduct of the culture. It doesn’t kill people so much as their lifestyle kills them.

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Hahaha wow! That’s your comment about this? Incredible!!!

Sure, if someone writes something on the internet that some business owner somewhere doesn’t like, lets just torture them. Makes total sense!

In case you are actually this dumb: Her comment was a so called hyperbole. People like using these, often for humor reasons, especially on the internet and sometimes they are used to clarify something that’s actually subtle. Nobody reading that comment actually thinks that she seriously means people would get killed by that stuff. And if they would, she should still be allowed to express what she thinks on the internet.

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A person in a position of power is held to different standards, and the article the post was about had nothing to do either torture, of course that’s a terrible thing, but I was sticking to the facts of the article…

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She shouldn’t have been so melodramatic, but she also shouldn’t have been arrested for being melodramatic.

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She’s a person in a position of power due to being a business owner and her followers, just like anyone else in that position, they should know better and are held to higher standard.

She fucked up and would be sued anywhere in the world for her remarks, sorry for pointing out facts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shits not free speech when you are in some positions, she crossed that line:

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It’s hyperbole. If you want that to be illegal I’d be hanged for how hyperbolic I am.

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Hey hey let’s keep it accurate here. Nobody’s talking about executing her.

So far they’ve only intimidated, tortured, and [reading between the lines with the twelve hour surprise police visit to her home] possibly raped her.

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It’s not hyperbole when you are business owner and/or a large following of people who can sway things.

Kind of like police taking advantage of their power and being held to different standards than the general public……

Yeah this shits not hyperbole and she would be sued in the States too, sorry, this isn’t freedom of speech by any stretch here.

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As far as large corporations being able to sue you and get the cops to harass you the US may actually be worse.

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Jesus fucking christ always this comment 🙄

“Well in the US they put a lady on the rack for reviewing a song in spotify. It’s not true but it’s true because I know it!”

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9 points

Nintendo literally shut down a company last month for developing an emulator for the switch just by having more money.

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I don’t know how to tell you this, but these situations are created by “freedoming” countries. This is neo-colonialism in action.

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Anything bad that ever happens is because of white people

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Nope, not white people. Wealthy colonialists and those who cheer them on. Lately the CPC is joining in on that racket if you prefer your world delineated by race.

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There’s shittons of oil in Nigeria, and most of it is being siphoned off by multinational oil companies.

No need to invade if you can just get the corrupt government you’re propping up to sell it to you cheap in the first place.

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Dutch person here, fuck Shell.

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They have a lot of rich but unfortunate princes though, so there must be something to sustain all the royalty trying to give me their money.

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Let’s make a competing brand for Africa called BIG-DIKO. Make it the most nutritional and have natty black dudes pose for the cans.

“Zero filler, all substance - get swole, have a BIG-DIKO.”

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Nah that’s ok. You should definitely do that on your own though! Let us know how it works out for you…

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Sounds like something someone with high sugar intake would say. I think you might need some BIG-DIKO in your diet.

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With BIG-DIKO in your belly, everything’s just a little nicer

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My doctor said I should avoid BIG-DIKO. Thanks for your concern though!

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I hope that her defense also makes the argument that there is no damages because online reviews have zero value when the majority of them are fake paid reviews.

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You know what to do boys!

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This one deserved a internet “hug”. I swear to god corrupt people like this should have their lifes destroyed

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“This tomato sauce is a bit sweet for my taste.”

“FUCK YOU! I WILL KILL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR DOG, BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND AND PISS ON THE ASHES!”

“Jesus Christ, man! I just said it was a bit too sweet.”

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She actually said something along the lines of “your brother’s company is killing people the sauce is so sweet” in response to a comment or so I read in another article this morning.

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It’s in this article:

Help me advise your brother to stop ki***ing people with his product, yesterday was my first time of using and it’s pure sugar.

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