45 points

It’s a lie. This Government backed “news service” hides us the fact that this is a Tribble.

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This far from Klingon space?

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God I hope so, those things are delicious

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President Tribble has my vote!

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Funny. Friend saw a tiny black poof ball on the highway, thought, “that might not be a poof ball,” pulled over, and it was a tiny kitten. Now he’s a meatball that likes to munch feet.

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Now he’s a meatball that likes to munch feet.

Are you sure your friend wasn’t just hiding that before?

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Uhh… The cat munches the feet, not the friend. I mean, I don’t know that the friend doesnt munch feet, but the cat certainly does.

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Why is this a news story?

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19 points

Nothing else happened in Manchester that day? 🤷

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Alternatively something very very bad happened, and this story was published to cover it up.

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Maybe Manchester City are finally being held accountable for their years of systematic financial doping?

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How light are “hoglets”? Because I’d think a living creature would weigh a bit more than a hat bobble.

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“Our hearts melted”

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