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To be fair, something like this bud scaled up would be the only realistic way to try and fight off a hypothetical extraterrestrial invasion. Once I saw it suggested we could mass-deploy Thunder Wells to fill an orbital window with a cloud of giant steel shrapnel.

A Thunder Well is literally a bore hole with a nuke in it, and a huge steel plate on top. It was done originally as and experiment and they never did find that fucking plate; it might have been vaporized, but that’s nothing a little redesign couldn’t fix.

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Hey y’all got any more of them dark ages?

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Imagine if this was how we tricked capitalists and climate deniers into launching the UV Broad Spectrum Light shielding bubbles that expand in low pressure. Classic rugpull moment.

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But UV makes the food grow.

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I’m not talking about the robot uprising from the matrix, I’m referring to a potential solution to climate change. I guess UV was a dumb choice of words on my part, I’ll own that.

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“Just another way we’re bringing space down to earth”

^ Fantastic tag line

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Simpsons did it already…

But really look at project Westford created a bit of stink

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_West_Ford

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Thanks for the link, I hadn’t heard about that before.

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