My ringtone was a funky chiptune version of O Green World by Gorillaz.

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I was the guy that used audacity to make ringtones and then share them with as many people as possible. This was of course once phones could play actual music as ringtones.

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37 points

I used to record the song using my cell phones microphone to ensure it was as low quality a possible.

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Blast from the past moment. Took me 4 episodes of yugioh to be able to properly record the intro song so I could listen to it whenever I wanted. Took me 3 for PokΓ©mon.

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I used my brother’s vinyl lp of the rocky horror show (Australian cast) to record toucha toucha touch me for my ring tone, and my voicemail message was sweet transvestite(just the β€œhow’d you do” bit).

My God I feel old right now

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They could. As long as they were midi files.

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I used to be able to play a song or yt video and use an aux cable to go from the pc’s headphone out, right back into the pc’s mic in, which audacity recognized as a mic, so you could easily record anything playing in original quality.

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59 points

These days I don’t even want a ringtone on my phone.

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Back in that day, before everything had an app, most notifications were important

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And before 99% of the calls and texts you receive were spam, political campaigns inevitably addressing you by the wrong name with heartfelt pleas for money, IRS scams, β€œBob” from Microsoft technical support, Your Car’s Extended Warranty, AI generated robocalls telling you not to vote, or someone’s hysterical babymomma who refuses to understand that whoever she’s looking for might have had this number in 2007, but they don’t have it anymore.

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For a while I kept getting calls from this old lady who didn’t realize she had to dial an area code before calling her son. After the first couple I answered it and explained to her that she’s dialing the wrong area code, but she didn’t remember and kept calling me and I’d let it go to voicemail. They were pretty sad and I think she was just lonely and wondering why her son wasn’t answering.

Eventually she stopped so I hope she figured it out.

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I still have my phone set that way. I turn off all notifications that aren’t messages. Though, I guess now it all goes through my watch first.

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17 points

i only unmute when i’m expecting an important call (like the pizza man at my door)

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Our pizza man doesn’t call or ring the doorbell. He sends a text and if you’re not down there in like 15 seconds he is GONE

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1 point

This just seems like more work for him!

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2 points

I can get away from unmuting thanks to my Mi Band 😬

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10 points

How much you spending on custom vibration patterns?

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2 points

I would throw a dollar at shave and a haircut for texts.

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Do you have an iPhone? You can make your own!

Settings > sound & haptics > [pick any tone] > haptics (at the top) > create new vibration

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8 points

Mine’s always on silent mode too.

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1 point

Ay but there are still notification chimes

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Man, OPs caption unlocked a core memory I have of calling my high school boyfriend at 858 pm, and talking on the phone with him for about 2.5 hours before he got notified that he was under 10 mins left for the month.

We had thought he was only going to lose 2 of his minutes 😭.

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I remember when they finally came out with the free unlimited minute plans.

Mind=blown

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Yeah but at first it was only Cingular to Cingular or Verizon to Verizon β€œfree unlimited”

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How about Alltel’s β€œFave 5”?

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I stayed with Sprint through years of them being the shittiest in my area because I was grandfathered into an old plan with free nights starting at 5pm. Just taking non-stop at 6pm like a baller.

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6 points

Oh yeah those were the days!

Now you’ve gotta pay me a hecking salary for me to use the damn TELEPHONE function. Ew

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36 points

She has a baby by macaulay culkin now.

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Who is she?

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Brenda Song.

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Culkin is one lucky son of a bitch

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36 y/o now. What was she, 12 in this photo?

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Alina Li obviously.

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London Tipton

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6 points

2 of em

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Oh shit, a lil family pack.

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6 points

I had the hots for her back in the day.

Didn’t know they had kids though, good for them!

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Baby by Macaulay Culkin sounds like a perfume brand.

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Oh. Is that who that is? I thought it was just some random token Asian girl.

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Rich girl in sweet life of Zack and Cody

If you weren’t a kid in that age, it was a very popular Disney tv show

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I was probably in my '30s by then. The only time I heard of this girl was Macaulay Culkin interview, that’s when I first learned about Brenda song.

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i bought akon - lonely from a TV ad when i was a young teenager for my polyphonic nokia.

what i didnt realise was it signed me up to a weekly Β£5 subscription and it racked up over Β£100 before my dad found out.

Had to abandon that number and get a new sim

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Yeah I remember those subscription scams. Real scummy stuff

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The massive block of fine print at the bottom of the screen. Things my preteen self would not take notice of.

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I think their only recourse was that there was the asterisk with the subscription verbage in really tiny fine print that was only visible if you had an 80" projector TV

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i was well below the age at which i could enter into a legally binding contract so there was also that. but we didnt fight it, we just threw the sim away and forgot about it

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