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๐“˜ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ต ๐“› ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“น๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ซ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐”€๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ, ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“บ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ธ ๐“ช ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป.

69 points

My cursive looks like a 10yr old wrote it, which is about the last time I actually wrote in cursive

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I hate that they still teach it in schools. It means that for about 3-4 years per child, you get birthday and Christmas cards and you canโ€™t read them.

Itโ€™s not noticeably faster and itโ€™s certainly not neater. Just let it die.

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25 points

Also writing speed doesnโ€™t really matter anymore. Most situations where writing speed used to matter now needs typing speed instead.

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8 points

I donโ€™t buy this. I take notes on paper all the time, what am I going to have my laptop or phone in my face during every conversation?

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13 points

It is noticabley faster if you write with a fountain pen, or any pen with flowy ink.

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6 points

Possibly, but I know exactly one person who writes with a fountain pen.

I remember wanting one in school, but the value was mostly in being able to flick ink at the other kids.

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10 points

My kids got just enough cursive in school to learn how to sign their names. Definitely not 3-4 years of it. Maybe 3-4 weeks at the most.

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Iโ€™m 37 and can barely read cursive, I hate it. I learned it in primary school, never used it, and here I am.

I play DnD and one of our campaigns got so confusing so our DM made a huuuuge flow chart explaining the story, consequences of our actions, where we can go next, etc. Itโ€™s all in fucking cursive and I couldnโ€™t read any of it so I continue to be confused :)

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Itโ€™s definitely not neater for lefties like me who smear our script as we write.

However, OCR input tech on phones and tablets are better at reading cursive than block print. Curiously, my grandsonโ€™s curriculum in the Solano County School District dropped cursive writing and then picked it up again.

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I heard more than a few US states decided to expend a law on requiring it because taught, your grandson might be a victim of such a policy.

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I never recovered, and I donโ€™t really know how to write print. So i either write cursive at the speed of around one letter per second, produce unreadable chicken scratching, or write very ugly all caps print because thatโ€™s simple enough and actually readable and faster than trying to produce legible cursive.

I also donโ€™t think I handwrite more than 100 words a year though so itโ€™s ok

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6 points

You may want to look into dyspraxia. (Especially so if you have ((or suspect you have)) ADHD or autism, etc.) I think itโ€™s way more common than itโ€™s diagnosed. Iโ€™m the same way, and it helped explain a lot for me, so I thought Iโ€™d throw it out there just in case! 'Cause Iโ€™m getting those vibes haha!

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What helped me get back to block print after six years of being required to write cursive is a shop/engineering drawing class that required us to use block print for our plates.

Our teacher in that subject taught us how to do block print, paying attention to each and every stroke and in what order we write them. I remember one of our first handful of plates just being the alphabet and some of the often used symbols. That helped us with our penmanship, without shaming anyone who might have had developed bad habits from previous years. Everyone is required to do it, so thereโ€™s no shame in sucking at it.

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3 points

Heard itโ€™s good to master fine motor skills.

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4 points

Soโ€™s Minecraft and Fortnite, and I dare say theyโ€™ll enjoy that a lot more than trying to remember how to join a p and a b.

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It is neater and faster but people cannot read it nor reciprocate. It used to be more or less universal. I like it and use it, but wonโ€™t if whatโ€™s being written is for the public.

When I was young my teacher said โ€œIf you want to be taken seriously you must use cursive!โ€ She also said Iโ€™d never have a calculator in my pocket when I needed it, so thereโ€™s that.

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3 points

In my country all the work you do in Spanish class has to be in cursive from your very youth to the year you graduate.

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40 points

Lowercase m, n, u, v, and w are confusing as shit when placed next to or near each other.

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64 points

Try Cyrillic cursive.

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31 points

So Donald Trump has been signing his name in Russian this whole time? It all makes sense now!

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10 points

Good god.

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8 points

I remember coming across a similar comment chain, and someone brought out cursive Hanzi, and everyone lost their minds.

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I am going to show this to my Chinese teacher to see if itโ€™s in any way legible. Because honestly, I canโ€™t see that being readable by anybody.

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4 points

this feels like a shitpost and i wont fully believe it until - i dunno when.

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8 points

No, thatโ€™s true. However, putting lines under e.g. the ัˆ makes it a bit more readable.

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Can ia solve this problem?

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8 points

Cyrilic cursive uses dashes in the same way Latin uses dots. Try writing "minimumโ€™ without them, and youโ€™ll get the same results.

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4 points

Especially when people are writing โ€˜garlandsโ€™.

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Vacuum is another good one, or anniversary.

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You got me writing โ€˜vacuumโ€™ and โ€˜anniversaryโ€™ in cursive, and got so conscious about how I write it that my speed crawled to a stop and my handwriting got even worse than what I started with, lol!

In casual writing, I separate out v, w and other letters that are trickier to write in full cursive. Same goes with t, i, j so that I can do the crosses and dots before moving on.

All those seems to have done the job of making my cursive a bit easier to read. All hell breaks loose when I need to write really fast though.


EDIT: stupid formatting, lol!

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I didnโ€™t mean the word, but the way some people write the letters โ€˜mโ€™ and โ€˜nโ€™ with the bows downwards, so that the look really similar to โ€˜wโ€™ and โ€˜uโ€™.

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23 points

I do not agree that uppercase G is easier to decipher than uppercase S

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Theyโ€™re both pretty fucking bad.

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Are either of them even in the picture? If so they definitely donโ€™t look like the ones I learned in school.

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3 points

Theyโ€™re right next to each other.

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Oh, wtf! I just looked up US cursive, and that thing is apparently a G? The horror! Thatโ€™s certainly not what a cursive G looks like where Iโ€™m from. And your capital S just looks like a bigger lowercase s. Same with capital A. Why does it look like a lowercase a?!

Edit: The cursive we learned 30 years ago, for comparison: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Svssfb.jpg

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21 points

You may be cool, but youโ€™ll never be โ€œCapital Lโ€ coolโ€ฆ

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Today is you ๐“›ucky day.

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21 points

nothing in this life feels better than writing a cursive f. i put my whole arm into it. those things are the highlights of anything i write

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I am very proud of my F/f, too. I do them beautifully because it is the first letter of my name.

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3 points

The first letter of my name is R and I agree, my handwriting is crap but my Rs are great. Iโ€™m a fan of my Rs.

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2 points

I am sad that my legal name is made only of boring letters other than a single g

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you could always change it to something thatโ€™s more fun to write, like gyzgfblf

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