i refuse to believe that this is anything but the highest concept and most dedicated of bits
my kids know me as this ape
two weeks ago myself and around 15 high ranking ape members
we wrote and delivered a notarized [emphasis mine] letter begging pacman to stop this nonsense at once [emphasis mine]
every note is perfect by itself but also builds on every note before it.
I, as an author, desire to capture a sense of escalating tension while both increasing jargon and maintaining low stakes. Like if Toy Story were a slice of life. I have fallen flat on my face imagining something this person does so effortlessly
No, but from a cursory glance at Wikipedia, I’d give it a shot. It could be some much needed inspiration
Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I still proudly wore this ape.
New site tagline just dropped.
My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape.
LMAO
This image has incredible sentimental value, as long as I can get money for it.
did… did this man just equate a piece of crypto “art” to a living, breathing woman? and then say he would dump his wife rather than watch her be stabbed, as opposed to, idk, stopping the stabbing?
a’ight kids, where do we keep the torches and pitchforks again?
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net is the one who had them last
Is no one else gonna comment on how his wife is being stabbed to death more than once? She’d be dead after the first time.
He’s just remarrying every time, so basically he’s feeding wives to a serial killer
scrolling all the way to the bottom of this nonsense only to be hit with a picture of the ape in question is so funny
these things are so ugly what is up with these people
