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I’m typically more concerned about the condition of the bark on the trees than I am about any structures on the property so it’s nice to see when they’re up front about the things that really matter.

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I don’t think I could buy a house if it had a substandard tree.

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18 points

It’s for the birds.

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9 points

birds aren’t real

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5 points

birds aren’t real … estate savvy

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3 points

YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN!

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2 points

oh…oh nooooooooooooooooo

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18 points

This feels like malicious compliance.

Like the photographer was told they must stand in the very corner of the yard even after they pointed out the tree was in the way.

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16 points

Sorry, this thing just ran infront of the lens while I was taking the picture, not sure what it is

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This feels unintentionally artsy. Like at some point the house is going to be demolished in the background, but the tree will remain.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

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