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Engage Safety Protocols.(startrek.website)

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neidu2@feddit.nl
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Fuck safety protocols. This is how I want to spend my last minutes anyway.

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Maalus@lemmy.world
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Also, safety protocols are on by default. You have to opt out

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T156@lemmy.world
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Unless you’re on a California class, and someone diverts the auxiliary power.

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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i volunteer to be another victim of the titty bear

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Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Program it to think that if it lets go of hugging me, it may be the last time it sees me.

This is why you always, always engage safety protocols.

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Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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Computer, Synthesize for me one (1) early 21st century model IKEA™ Djungelskog

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HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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This is why AI is a mistake.

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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That is gonna be the most fucked-up villain in all of sci-fi.

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