“Ordered the shrimp cocktail on ice. It was terrible. If it doesn’t improve next time I come, I’ll put the chef on ice!” ⭐⭐

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42 points

dude wanted to leave a bad review so much that he risked his billionaire drug empire.

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Funny thing is most of them are good reviews not bad lol

It’s funny reading these mundane “the service was great, good steak” kind of review and knowing it’s written by a billionaire drug kingpin 😂

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21 points

“service was great, didn’t even have to kill the waiter”

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2 points

Is it like Gus Fring, where anything positive he says always has a double edged threat to it?

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2 points

Mostly just seems genuinely positive haha

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If you are a Google Maps Contributor, you get points for submitting reviews and photos. Points increase your level. The higher your level, the more free stuff you get. At level 6, I got free socks.

The reviews often included photos of the restaurants, which sometimes featured photos of the Irish drug lord himself.

Gonna bet this guy is way high of a level to keep outing himself.

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What?!? I’m level 7 and I didn’t get any socks. How did you get free socks?

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it’s not a thing anymore. being a maps contributor in the past put you into a little club where you got rewards for reaching guide levels. they used to give away Google drive space , invites to socials, and the socks mentioned in this thread. unfortunately it went away since it’s not a novel feature where they need to drive people to be contribute.

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Shoot. I never looked at those emails because they sent so many. Free drive space, pins, Google Play Cash. All expired now. oh well.

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I’m making a bunch of assumptions but I’m guessing US-specific offer, and maybe I did a wide range of activities? I was in-between jobs in 2017 and scored a lot of points around that time from my wandering.

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3 points

Are they nice socks?

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6 points

Trying to get the elusive pin

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6 points

The King pin? 👉😏👉

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“He’s at the Hilton!” “Well then, let’s go there!” “I dunno, it doesn’t sound great. This guy only ranked it 2 stars, and apparently it really hates cops.”

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