awesome
Texan flu, we got to do something about it folks
COMMUNIST JOE BRANDON is going to make us all wear masks again and wash our hands
So long as he doesn’t send the ass inspectors to make me wipe, that would be bridge too far….assuming the hypothetical isn’t in Baltimore at least.
So long as he doesn’t send the ass inspectors to make me wipe, that would be bridge too far….assuming the hypothetical isn’t in Baltimore at least.
There’s a “harbour entrance” joke in there somewhere.
Yeah I’m pretty confident at this point if there was a literal zombie virus that could be prevented by wearing masks the U.S. would rather just start fencing off territory that was completely overrun.
We could ask people to mask and shelter in place for a few weeks and give people food and medicine in the meantime, or we could just start nuking entire communities to try to contain it. Let’s see here which options help me improve my earnings this quarter. Ah, nuking entire communities it is!
damn, if this blows up that’s two pandemics within five years both caused by the US
matter of time before there’s US human-to-human transmission
the good news is quarantine will only be a few months this time
the bad news is this time you’ll need to board up your windows and doors and sleep with a gun, and when you finally go outside half the country will be dead
I mean there will be, we’ll just be on our own for it
you’ll definitely still be expected to go to work
“We are aware of the ongoing zombie apocalypse, all employees are still expected to work their assigned shifts”
Everything is sicker in texas
