209 points

It’s so they can print the tracking dots.

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I do love it when a snopes article is about something being true.

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Yeah, usually they’re the no fun police.

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Wow, I had no idea. I thought the joke was needing full ink in an unrelated color. I didn’t know about tracking. I’m sadly unsurprised.

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It’s for the purpose of serialization for counterfeit purposes. Also, high end copiers have a device installed called the BDU (Bill Detection Unit) that all scans pass through before being post processed. If the BDU detects a bill being scanned it can error and shut down the whole device until the manufacturer can send someone out to fix it. I used to be one of those people resetting BDUs at schools where a teacher thought it was a good idea to copy images of money for teaching students.

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25 points

feature originally intended as a deterrent to counterfeiting currency with laser printers.

Honestly, the USA is something special. So they do this, instead of putting modern anticounterfit (like polimer notes with transparencies) measures onto their notes.

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6 points

I think it isnt to stop it, it is to get a conviction.

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4 points

In addition to not in lieu of. The US works very hard on preventing counterfeiting, including the creation of the Secret Service.

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Our notes have several anti-counterfeit measures. But it’s pretty easy to print up money that won’t pass scrutiny, but will be spendable at busy nightclubs and such. Well… It used to be easy. Now printer/scanners won’t even work if they detect currency.

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consumers will not notice any difference in the performance or effectiveness of products equipped with this technology.

I believe they missed this part of the memo

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7 points

It’s obvious, more ink used = more profit. The government get the tracking they want, the printer company is slightly more profitable due to extra ink usage, and the customers got fucked. Win-win!

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Hold up… Was “Reality Winner” the name of an individual or a business? Like, I was stunned by the fact the yellow dots thing is a thing, but then it starts talking about “Reality Winner” and I can’t move on until I know what’s up with that name. lol

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She is a former NSA translator who sent some classified documents to The Intercept. The Intercept failed to redact the document properly allowing the NSA to view identifying marks on the printout and track her down. I believe she has been release from prison.

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7 points

i wonder: so what do the laser printers use instead?

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I can’t find the article I read, but if I recall correctly, they use patterns of minute variations in the power of the laser to cause a machine-detectable pattern to appear in the final printed output.

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They also use microscopic yellow dot patterns. Black and white only prints use a microscopic grey print pattern at the print boundary. The technique is a form of steganography. They aren’t tracking you btw. It gets used primarily to investigate fraud. Printer companies do it primarily because if they don’t, their brand will become associated with print related crimes. There are lists of printers that do not do steganographic serialization but those machines are almost entirely too poor quality to produce any convincing counterfeits anyways.

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That’s how it always starts though.

People use any device or service they want. It’s a mix of crooks, tinkerers, journalists, etc.

A company or government makes some moral panic and pushes some privacy or civil rights erosion in the name of “security”. The actual security benefit may or may not exist.

Then other companies do the same to keep up.

Then there’s only a handful of companies not doing the thing, so anyone who doesn’t want their privacy or civil rights eroded uses that, including crooks.

Then politicians and the other companies point to the holdouts as “PROOF!” their changes were good, because look how many crooks use that stuff! (The number of crooks hasn’t changed, they’ve just been concentrated to a single location.) The moral panic deepens.

The non-criminal population that cares about their privacy or civil rights speak out, but get accused of secretly being criminals, or some other crap that can be used to dismiss their concerns. “If you have nothing to hide, why are you so upset?” and all that.

Now laws get passed to force all companies to do the same thing, to stop the criminals! But let’s not worry about anyone else. The tinkerers, journalists, privacy-advocates, etc. They don’t matter.

The law gets passed, and now all toasters are legally required to record your breakfast conversations, for a silly example.

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My wife found a black and white Brother laser MFP at Goodwill for $15 and it has been an absolute game changer for us.

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Welcome to the Brotherhood.

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yeah I lived at a shared house and somone abandoned an HP 1020 laser printer. a sheet in 2.5 seconds and the toner cartridge lasts for a fuckin year, and I print flyers for events

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After losing my third or fourth shitty inkjet since college in a recent move, I needed to print something and found myself once again browsing the Staples flyer.

Eventually decided to spend a bit more up front and just got a Brother color laser.

Now it sits there quietly in the corner for months at a time, doing nothing, until I need it, at which point it is always ready, fast, and has great print quality.

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5 points

Picked up a refurbished laser printer at a garage sale 8 years ago. I still haven’t had to change the ink cartridges

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6 points

I hope not, given that thing doesn’t have one!

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My does. Samsung CLP 315W has like 4 toner cartridges

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3 points

Bought one full price, and have no regrets. It’s already paid itself off considering the amount I’ve saved on ink cartridges.

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2 points

I found a small Dell B1160W at Goodwill for $5 new in box! Best little printer I’ve ever had and I’m still on the original toner cartridge. My only gripe is that it’s wireless or USB. Would love to have wired LAN, but for $5 I can’t complain!

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Some routers have USB ports that support printers. Or, if you know Linux, you could set up a raspberry pi to make the printer available on the network.

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36 points

Ha jokes on you, I’ll just call HP Painters instead! 😜

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55 points

They’re a good choice if you want your house bricked.

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34 points

oh no what are you doing step Brother Laser Printer

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25 points

Hey no PrintHub content here, this is a family friendly sub

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11 points

Why would you paint a house brick?

Just call Brother painters and they will give your house a powder coat for 1/10th the cost!

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I went to Best Buy. They have two options. Shit and more shit.

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6 points

Don’t sign up for HP Instant Amontillado.

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Thank you for calling HP Painters! We would be happy to complete your painting job for the low, low price of $200! That’s the up-front cost, then just a small subscription of $100/month on a 10-year contract.

Thanks again for calling, you can send in your deposit of your first born child to

    HP Painting & Blood Extraction Services
    666 Hells Way
    Gary IN 46407
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I love that they’re located in Gary.

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Until you get a call from them saying the can of unused paint has passed it support date and you need to purchase a new one, but we don’t sell those outright any more you need to get a $20/m subscription.

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And you have to buy them yellow paint NOT because they ran out, but because it got caked in the hose and clogged it up.

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