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No fucking way. This has to be fake.

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Lol, the ASVAB is like a basic literacy test, and even then the military gives out frequent waivers for failing it.

I read on Twitter, so a completely unsubstantiated rumor, that he acutally got disqualified becuase he sent his recruiter a video of him disassembling and reassembling an AR which the recruiter found threatening.

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Probably looked like the New Zealand shooter’s rifle

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I read on Twitter, so a completely unsubstantiated rumor, that he acutally got disqualified becuase he sent his recruiter a video of him disassembling and reassembling an AR which the recruiter found threatening.

He was probably expecting the recruiter to react like that drill instructor in forrest gump

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Notably, Forrest Gump was just good at assembling the weapon quickly, he didn’t say a bunch of unhinged shit while he did it.

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The fuck? He’s going to be the standard boot licking chud in 20 years saying ‘yep I woulda joined but <insert excuse here>’. I expected it to be out of pure cowardice and realization that the world he’s going into may shoot back at his pampered imperialist ass, not mere shitty education.

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damn, he coulda been the next “American Sniper.”

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His test score was far below the required minimum and was permanently disqualified from entering the USMC.

Not like the ASVB means anything, it’s a bullshit test literally designed off of bullshit IQ tests. The marines do have the lowest entry requirements though.

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You cant be perm disqualified for low asvab test, thats fake news. He might of cheated or had a dq’d medical issue while happening to have a low asvab

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Oh yeah, that’s true. My guess is a medical dq, and the low asvab is the one he took in high school that he probably christmas tree’d.

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