at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance

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It’s not my fault it takes ages to compile. It’s the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

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What’s the real mind-blower: if some guy’s computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

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Can’t we dynamically link them?

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other relevent XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2166/

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Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”

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One of those backdoors is in the front.

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Thats the back backdoor

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