234 points

The meme says “IRS”, so it’s obviously intended to refer to America.

But outside of that context, they’d fucking deserve it for their shitty dark pattern UX trying to export American tipping culture into the civilised world. If people want to tip, they can do it using cash (so the money actually goes to the person you intended it to!). Or at most, there could be a little “tip” button in the corner somewhere that then takes you to a page like this. It shouldn’t be shoved in our faces like this.

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Live in a country where tipping is practically unheard of. Lately pay terminals have started appearing in restaurants that have asking for tip enabled by default, and restaurants often don’t know how to disable it.

Well, at least there are some safeguards. I was handed the terminal so I put in my PIN code, not realising it was actually asking for a tip. I was pretty confused when it said “value too high” or something like that.

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45 points

Taalen’s PIN > 0001 confirmed.

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restaurants often don’t know how to disable it.

The owners know how. They also know that by leaving it there they make extra money on top of sales. They also know that the person getting berated for having it there is the worker who can’t change it.

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6 points

I was the SME over POS terminals in a past job.

Owners are often the biggest morons at the location.

Before that, I used the same basic software package at Subway because the owner couldn’t be bothered, and the manager, great lady, was not technically apt.

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I, an American, was ashamed when I had to ask that a tip be removed from my bill at a restaurant in Camden.

CAMDEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOKE AND Y’ALL FUCKING DOG OVER HERE

Pay your damn staff a good wage

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Camden in Sydney? That’s appalling. It’s bad enough to be presented with a screen like in the OP. Needing to actually speak to a person to not have a tip added sounds probably illegal.

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10 points

Camden Town in London actually; historically counterculture, but punk is dead at The Cheese Bar.

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5 points

Yes, if it had been in Australia. Report it when you see it.

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19 points

In most places even if you tip cash they are supposed to keep that for the tip pool and it is split. Often among the cook staff and other people at the restaurant.

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7 points

Who carries cash, though?

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17 points

Germans.

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14 points

Farmers. Farmers’ mums.

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Am farmer, can confirm. I also have my chequebook with me… Non-farmers, when was the last time you wrote a cheque, aside from rent? I feel like we’re the only ones still using them.

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1 point

Yarp.

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9 points

I do.

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7 points

Me too.

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4 points

People buying drugs

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1 point

People named Johny for one.

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1 point

Bartenders and servers

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People who live in safer countries than the US.

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Americunts shit on you when you tell them tipping culture is bad. Like, here in my third world country, where we all earn a misery compared to the minimum wage in burger land, we can say no to tips or just give a few cents or some more…fuck this. Food is already expensive. I am not going to waste extra cash for my food.

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27 points

Who the fuck defends tipping culture, you’re just making shit up to justify your hatred of an entire country

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16 points

I’ve seen plenty of wait staff show up to defend tipping in Reddit threads. They’d rather shame customers than demand fair wages from their employers. Or maybe they were all just bots.

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6 points

Plenty. I have had people tell me I am inhumane for criticising tipping culture, and if I point out it is related to the extreme class system and slavery history of America they downvote me to hell and try to justify that it is “land of tha free” or whatever.

They don’t even have freedom from hunger or illness in their messed up country.

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And tipping culture has creeped in both magnitude (i.e. 15% used to be standard, but now it’s the low end) and scope (e.g. tips prompts at fucking fast food places)

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2 points

Well capitists, the rich, government, industry, ect… Oh yea don’t forget the capitalist boot lickers.

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I’ve seen a lot of people, including servers and diners, defending tipping culture.

Sadly.

I’m on the side of tipping while in a tipping culture, but only because of the crap way servers are payed and they’re the only ones hurt by protesting through refusing to tip. Otherwise, it’s a practice that needs to die.

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228 points

Little Bobby Tables says hi.

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Hi!

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13 points

You’re not so little anymore!

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5 points

Whaaaaaaaat!?!?

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4 points

Oh no! He’s arrived

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101 points

the adjectives on the tip options are so weird lol What a shitty system to even exist

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41 points

I want to know what it says under 30%.

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20 points

“Best Service Ever!”

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16 points

bazinga

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9 points

Thank you, my curiosity is now fully satisfied!

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13 points

“I’m drunk”

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12 points

“Scammed”

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85 points

One day someone will use the SQL injection to execute code on the remote server to add message to the web site that tells the workers to unionise and demand actually fair wages and put an end to the whole tipping nonsense

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Please write this code and I’ll do it tomorrow when stuff opens today.

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70 points

Jokes on you. Restaurant owner too rich, behavior is within normal range for IRS AI.

Though the AI is interested on how your bank account is higher than it’s supposed to be.

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4 points

Joke’s* on you

(Short for “The joke is on you”.)

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No, jokes. It’s plural because there are many jokes on you.

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Thank’s.

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