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Or a deer!

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I mean, until the next train comes that is

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Yeah I was just picturing the Disney like scene of all kinds of cute animals and birds eating corn, then as the you keep looking you see the express train roll through.

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What a time to be a predator

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They are so slow that is not a concern

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We mostly see trains when they’re around traffic, since that’s where we are. When they’re around traffic they’re slow, to reduce the likelihood of smashing up cars to provide entertainment for the internet.

But when they’re out in the middle of nowhere they haul ass. Relatively speaking. Obviously in the US our trains are nowhere near as fast as modern trains from developed nations.

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Nah freight lines can get up to 79 mph in some areas assuming they have PTC installed.

Obviously that’s in the US, where there is a lot of flat empty space.

But chances are Bambi and thumper will have lots of forewarning

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I see you haven’t met a deer LMFAO

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LOL, my first thought. There’ll be deer guts everywhere.

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That’s a lot of polenta!

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The insurance company must be navigating a legal maize here

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Never stop being corny.

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I guess he really took that chance to pop

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There’s a kernel of truth in that statement.

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“I see a lot of diabetic squirrels in your future… My god that’s a lot of diabetic squirrels…”

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it’s okay to swear on the internet

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It’s not the internet. I just don’t want to swear around the squirrels.

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That’s fair, squirrels can get mighty cranky and those teeth can do some damage.

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Are you fucking serious?!

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