Just let me eat my cheese
… to then realize it wasn’t cheese
I was sooooo drunk one night I woke up and ran to the kitchen for water saw a lovely cup half full sitting on the counter. Took 2 or 3 fat gulps until I realized it was vegetable oil. Wasn’t thirsty anymore went back to bed trying not to throw up.
How many lights did they turn on tho?
In my own kitchen we have one light switch which turns on about separate bulbs. They aren’t white light but it’s close enough to this pic 😂
they’re burned into my retina, all . . . Five? Wait . . . Four…? No, certainly there were five before.
Almost got to see the captains log there.
Stardate 58008, i was brought naked before the Cardassian chain of command where they were having what seemed to be an orgiastic feast. I was myself quite naked but even throughout the night of inexplicable coitus I never once found myself to be embarrassed by my own nudity.
Picard’s shredded
I saw an interview with Hank Azaria about wearing a speedo in that Ben Stiller movie and he said he knew millions of people were going to see it so he got cut af
