66 points

Tractors transcend language. In Three Body Problem they should have bonded with the Trisolarans over tractors and we’d have had galactic peace

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28 points

If you make it to the 3rd book that almost comes close to what you are wanting. At least I think so.

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21 points

Spoiling the entire series for myself is what got me interested but I know the tractorpill is just a ruse

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23 points

Big machines are just fun! And even more fun when they’re pilotable!

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20 points

Get into the EVA, Xi

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Xi confirmed based and Tonka-pilled

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31 points

evil chinese dicktator climbs onto a tractor heedless of hurried denials of trained workers

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49 points

just checking out the competition, China is the #1 tractor supplier to the world

and they don’t charge John Deere prices either

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28 points

John deer actively fight against right to repair laws on their equipment fuck a John deer. The fact that chuds were able to spin that as woke is fucking insane.

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5 points

Chuds can spin anything as woke. They have no contact with reality anymore, so they can freely make shit up.

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56 points

Socialism is when tractors, and the more tractors you have the more socialist you are.

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32 points

Turns out my hyper reactionary grandpa is actually Lenin reborn based on his home decor

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