28 points

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that underwent plastic surgery?

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I don’t know, what?

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41 points

One’s a crusty bus station, the other a busty crustacean.

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6 points

Hahaha . … get out

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14 points

Bro can I just break off a piece of some of that mass transit

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4 points

Yes but it comes with chavs, alcoholism and baked beans

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4 points

I’m sold, not sure what beans are though, are those like mini sea slugs?

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9 points

No crab

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8 points

I guess everything really does become crabs over time.

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3 points

What city is this in?

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Wigan, North West England. Good at Rugby League and Pies.

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If it was in North America, the cynic in me would wonder if that was added to scare small kids and make going to the bus station a struggle so parents would be pushed towards buying a car.

But my guess is it’s somewhere in Europe. I’m not great at that Google streets map guessing game, but I’d be sticking a pin in a random location in the Netherlands and hoping the result is close so I could say, “I knew it!”

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