“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”

“Sorry, Dave. Update in progress.”

Tesla warns against using the manual mechanism, citing that it should only be used when the car has no power. Janel said she was aware of this option but didn’t want to risk damaging her car, and she felt confident that she could stick out the heat.

I once saw a tesla hanging out in my back alley. The guy was trying to find a wifi signal to update his car.

Fucking lmao. Deeply unserious.

i hate how they turned cars into phones now.

guess i have one more reason to avoid them.

Did they hire any engineers?