57 points
They’re only people when it’s convenient for the voting/election rights of the rich people who own them…so actually a lot like slaves.
7 points
29 points
whip crack
“Your name is X now!”
13 points
4 points
26 points
Wait, anybody rich enough to take this to the Supreme Court for shits and giggles?
11 points
What about corporations that own other companies? Or merges/acquisitions (cannibalism)? Maybe we should take the whole corporations are people to the natural conclusion. It would at least make it interesting for a while.
9 points
Yes.
