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Word.

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I wish them the best though

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Oh, I’m that aunt. My family sucks. But my niece contacted me yesterday since I’m moving to where I grew up. I know my fam is a bunch of asshats and she asked me if I could take her to a concert. My idiot sister would not allow her to go. I asked my niece which bands she would you like to see and immediately booked 4 tickets for those and another 2 for Moon Hooch. Fuck people who don’t allow you listening to music.

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I’m having that problem with my niece now, she thinks Pokemon are cool. She’s not allowed to play the games or watch the show because my brother thinks they’re satanic.

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Holy hell! I deeply hope you punch that gobshite in the nose at some point. Seriously, wtf?

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That’s what my mother thought back in the 90s for a year until she gave up. I know no one wants to hear it, but that was 30 years ago.

Your brother is either an old person from the 60s, or their church is a cult.

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In my case, it’s a defo a cult. I walked out of there when I was 15 years old, never looked back, and became a musician.

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Sweet Tap-dancing Jesus Christ on a pogo-stick, it’s 2024 and these people are still going on about it.

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You’re the cool aunt, for sure.

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I wish I had a cool aunt like you when I was a kid.

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Aw, you’re too kind :)

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Fuck yeah, moon hooch slaps

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They fucking slap for sure!

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I hope so, but oh I fuckin doubt it.

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I’m that uncle. I hope one day my nephews reach out to me without their mother/my sister’s toxic involvement, but so far, she’s just to be involved in every relationship she can to sabotage it.

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“Is my sister literally watching you have this phone call with me?” — me to myself on the phone with nephlings in the past. Gross. Especially since my sister complained about our own parents having pulled that kinda bs

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