do you have what it takes to dig five touchscreens menus deep in size ten font to engage the emergency brake as you accelerate uncontrollably towards a bus full of nuns

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You try to engage the parking break in the tablet menu, but it’s actually an Easter egg that changes the horn sound to Duke Nuken saying “I’ve got balls of steel”

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Shortly before the crash, you think “nice prank, my good sir”

The ensuing fire from the lithium battery burns down 3 blocks and an orphanage

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21 points

Lmfao I saw that the 2024 model 3 forces you to use the touchscreen to go engage Drive and Reverse by swiping up or down, respectively, on the left edge of the screen. Those mfs also put turn signals on a little thumb pad on the face of the left spoke of the steering wheel instead using a stalk like every car since 1930

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5 points

The Nintendo Switch Joy-Con drift problem, except it’s on your steering wheel and you will get pulled over by a cop or rear-ended when it stops working.

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7 points

Never get into a Tesla should be a rule if it isn’t already

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15 points

this would be a good mobile game ala Defuse the Bomb

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53 points

You have the helm, good sir

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51 points

Totally normal and safe thing for a totally normal, well-designed, vehicle.

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43 points

Good news! We’ve found a way to make the self-driving mode safer than manual driving

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39 points

Permanent acceleration

The world isn’t ready for a nick land Trotsky synthesis

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