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Immune system: I’m not here to keep you alive. I’m here to kill infections.

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and other things I deem dangerous even though they’re not (allergies)

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Oh no, a peanut, better close your airways!!

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Oh shit, pollen? How about I fuck up your whole face.

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Or things that keep you alive (organ transplants)

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But you are a danger to yourself too.

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dont tell my body that, it will self-destruct

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The greater good.

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Shut it!

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10/10 matching gif response

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Me: takes tylenol

Immune System:

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The memers are in rare form in this thread.

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The virus after you take Tylenol

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My immune system this weekend: also, we have to eject everything from your body any way possible.

Me: …

My immune system: hope you didn’t eat spicy.

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“You might die but that’s a risk I’m will to take.”

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But you’re ME!

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“Sorry, I’m not the brain. I don’t do the thinking”

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