That thing literally has less intelligence than your toaster, so let’s not get overly agitated, shall we?
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
So you’re basically saying it’s a cosmic entity from galaxies away that has been lurking for aeons in the empty shadows of space, thirsting for sentient life, and it has been attracted in our vicinity by our foolish experiments, gotcha.
Does anyone want any toast?
Playing elite dangerous made me realize how relatively close Voyager still is and will be for millenia to come. It’s hardly in the “depts of space”
I flew all the way out there and couldn’t even land at the station because my ship was too large. Fml
Relatively close compared to star systems? Yeah. Relatively close compared to planets? No
Have you guys considered the possibility that an intelligence intercepted the probe and are sending responses through it.
The Eldritchen horrors that we saw are not the reason that… uh I mean, there is no such thing as… uh I mean it was a technical glitch, I swear!
The Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension are nothing compared to the combined power of a trench shotgun wielding maniac and a monster fucker.
Literally a bad memory chip, something completely normal with PCs on earth too. Spooky.
Yes, ram has little tiny switches that flip horizontal or vertical, to reflect a 1 or 0, and those can wear down over time. Crappy ram dies in a few years or less, some last for decades.
Nah dude, the void stared back, the void stared back. The probe got probed man. That Nichey guy prophesied all this.
