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You can drive 13 hours from NYC and still be in NYC. A sane mind cannot comprehend this.

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20 points

Especially if you take the tunnel

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7 points

The truelly scary part is you only be a mile away if your lucky :)

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First time visiting, i arrived in Sāo Paulo in a Bus, when i saw the sign "Welcome to Sāo Paulo i stood up and started to get my things… When we got to the São Paulo Bus Station, 5 hours later, i understood why the other passengers were very amused by my behavior.

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5 points

A fitting punishment for choosing to drive in NYC

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2 points

I know so many people who choose to drive. It blows my mind. Like, yeah, the subways can be frustrating, but nowhere near as frustrating as driving in the city.

Bikes are the best way to get around the city.

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4 points

What kind of crazy person drives in NYC?

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2 points

Some of us have no choice. I drive for work sometimes and jesus it’s so frustrating. Can turn a 12hr work day into a 16hr one.

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If you drove circles around my neighborhood for 13 hours, you’d still be in my neighborhood. The non-local area’n mind cannot comprehend this.

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33 points

If you sit in the car and make engine noises for 13 hours you’d still be in my driveway! The adult mind cannot comprehend this.

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10 points

13 hours from now I’ll still be on the couch…

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1 point

🤯

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2 points

If I sat in my car and made engine noises for 13 hours, I’d die from carbon monoxide poisoning. My adult mind cannot comprehend this.

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6 points

> get in car

> drive for 13 hours

> still at home

> wtf how?

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8 points

It’s called sim racing addiction.

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2 points

Don’t worry, they just competed in Le Mans Virtual.

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6 points

Mind. Circled.

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3 points

I can drive for like 2 minutes in my mind and still be in my mind. Beyond that I’m more limited by my attention span than the amount of space I can imagine.

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66 points

I can walk 13 hours in my bedroom and still be in my bedroom. An insane mind cannot comprehend this.

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1 point

Doesn’t make sense. Can you prove it?

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64 points

Well that trip has maybe 1 hour in Holland. The rest is other provinces.

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20 points

🤫 They don’t know that

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Are nether lands anything like nether regions?

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3 points

yes, in the sense that they have negative elevation ;)

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1 point

Everyone knows Holland = Netherlands = Holland

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You can cycle for 13 hours anywhere in the country and still be alive, usa’nean mind can’t comprehend this

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32 points

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8 points

This is who I expected to be delivering that line

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