154 points

Hotel’s need good ice dispensers so that you can fill a bathtub with ice after removing your tinder date’s kidneys.

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Is the ice for the kidneys or just like a post-nephrectomy cold plunge?

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8 points

…yes

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Thank you for teaching me the word nephrectomy, gonna bring my death threat game to the next level

You can have hemicorporectomy in exchange

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3 points

You can rec my hemicorp anytime brother 😏

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119 points

I’ve been working for years to get my fire dispensers into hotels but the useless ice dispenser lobby keeps blocking me.

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100 points

They’re freezing you out!

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40 points

sighs, rubs closed eyes

I’ll allow it.

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20 points

There is no need for such a frosty reception. I thought their comment was pretty cool.

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95 points

Some of us are from the warmer climes and appreciate the healing power of ice. And soon, all of us will be from the warmer climes.

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45 points

Except Britain and the rest of northwestern Europe. It’s going to be plunged into an ice age by the collapse of the gulf stream.

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Your point is correct, but it’s the slowing of the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation, or AMOC, that’s the real problem. The Gulf Stream is just a part of its system.

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6 points

And I’m still not sure if that’ll be better or worse.

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Well if it means that I can finally afford a house then I’m all for it.

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4 points

It can only be a good thing. Think of all that ice!

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9 points

Isn’t the cooler also for drinking?

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10 points

Mmmm cooler water is the best. ‘Specially with dirty hands, bugs, rat pee from the outside of the cans, and all sorts of other good stuff.

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4 points

Mmmm bottle label glue

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76 points

Ice bucket. We chill wine bottles.

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I was going to say liquor, but yeah. You can use it for soda too if you buy a 12 pack and bring it back to the hotel with you instead of letting the drink machine nickel and dime you.

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2 points

No put that ice in your drinks. Dirty.

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2 points

Why would you? They provide a bucket, just put the cans/bottles in that with the ice.

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17 points

Yep, champagne is our main use case. If the wife and I are staying someplace nice, we love to get a bottle of champagne and some nice cheese at a local store and hang out in the room at least one night.

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Don’t call me an ice bucket. You’re an ice bucket.

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3 points

Is that a challenge?

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-4 points

Most hotels have mini fridges

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19 points

The last hotel I stayed at (fancy expensive hotel for a company gathering) had a mini fridge stocked with ridiculously expensive items, in such a way that the fridge was unusable for outside items. There was also a note that any items removed from the fridge would automatically be charged to the room. There was one bottle of complimentary water on the counter though.

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11 points

God there was one where I bumped against the fridge and shifted a bunch of items that all showed up on my bill. I think a lot of the Disney hotels work on that system as well.

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10 points

an ice bucket chills something waaaaaay faster than a mini fridge or even a mini fridge with a freezer

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