83 points

I’m a hetero cis man with stubble, but based on these categories I’d like to identify as an eepy princess if that’s allowed. Right now that’s my spirit animal.

If it helps my case, I have long hair and am presently burritoed in a cozy blanket.

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35 points

Same except I’m a bi cis guy. I am God’s eepiest soldier

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24 points

Us right now: God, why do you give me your eepiest battles?

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30 points

I’m 100% a cis guy so this doesn’t apply to me. But I’d probably go for eepy princess because I’m always eepy. Or combine into the eepy tomboy because cool.

:3

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29 points
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50% eepy princess 50% chaos activist

Edit: and wish to be power mommy

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26 points

75% eepy princess 25% chaos advocate. Basically I’m an Anarcho Syndicalist but at the same time I also have ADHD so I’m usually more focused on being eepy and cute even though I should be reading communist theory.

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27 points

The conquest of bed

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9 points

That and the conquest of sleeping on my school bus ride :3

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9 points

ah, yes the theory of “mutual wake”

i was commuting to uni once and fell asleep, some kind soul slapped the window i had my head resting against waking me up with a start.

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26 points

Chaos princess

Space marines hate me

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3 points

Chaos mommy here.

Until it is done.

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1 point

The Chaos must be defeated.

I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!

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