I want just 1 ridiculously long spaghetti noodle that everyone at the table shares.

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there’s just 2 ends tho, and you wouldn’t cut spaghetti, right??

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That would bring shame and dishonor to any Italian blood in you. Instead, you keep eating from opposite ends until you kiss, passionately.

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sadist

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They make cock measurement devices that work for that too.

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Yes but what if you don’t have it? Are you not going to cook spaghetti?

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Iono I’ll probably just jack off.

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Fair enough.

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Sometimes I eat enough that I have plenty of leftovers, and sometimes I eat enough that I’m confused as to why I have no leftovers.

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Sometimes I don’t eat all the left overs for second and third dinner.

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I intentionally cook an outrageous amount of spaghetti to save some for later. We are not the same.

If you want to cook exactly the right amount and don’t have a spaghetti measurer just weigh them.

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I freeze it in portions to take to work for lunch

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I always cook the whole package, which is usually about 500 g.

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