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The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.

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So when you win the Powerball you’ll have to be a masochist to fuck?

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I mean…im already a masochist when i fuck so…I…I really don’t know how we got here to be perfectly honest.

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If I win the Powerball I’ll be able to afford a good Dom.

Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can’t get their way but I’m a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

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We obey the laws of mathematics in this house!

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Nah just donate to charity until you’re well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.

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Whatcha gonna do about it, pussy boi?

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Yep. One of many reasons I’m not catering to the whims of a billionaire and calling it what he wants it to be called. It’s going to continue to be Twitter as far as I’m concerned.

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I’m gonna call it Twitter even harder now.

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Yeah, I ve got such a hard twitter right now

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i’m going to stop calling it twitter when twitter.com redirects to x.com, and not the other way around

at that point i would stop talking about it, because X is just too stupid

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His obsession with the letter X is like that middle school kid who used to talk about how many girlfriends he got and how good he is at being a bad ass…

Basically, he’s a less likeable version of Zane from Hypnospace Outlaw.

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He’s a wannabe Steve Jobs who has chased his own one letter legacy for 30 years, pathetic.

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Tight reference.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you want him to fail, help him destroy Twitter’s brand.

Call it X.

I has worse brand recognition, terrible brand loyalty, and if only highlights that the product has changed for the worse.

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my little bit is to say “what’s twitter?” (sigh, alright then… X) “…what’s X?”

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TWITTER

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Call it Xitter. Pronounced like “shitter”.

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