Sorry I’ve been offline for months

we federated, which is when you invite a lot of feds

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That can’t be the reason, everyone here was already a fed

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That’s just the first part of federation, once everybody’s a fed comes the e ration (it’s like a ration, but entirely made out of estrogen, ecstasy, or both)

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Everyone knows im the only real liberal on this website, the rest of y’all are federated agents

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Sorry I’ve been offline for months

https://hexbear.net/u/sooper_dooper_roofer

so_that_was_a_fucking_lie.divx

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divx

Now I feel old.

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crumbling_into_dust.rm

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Still feeling old. Thanks.

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oh god dammit

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I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

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Yessssssss shoot em!

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I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

i would have guessed teenage libertarians based on the juvenile humor and strong coordination to derail liberal topic threads

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Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

Pam here!

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Mods are STEMlord-brained morons who soyface at tech buzzwords still despite being communists as far as I know. Users think they’re all Nick Mullen when they’re all Adams except maybe 4 Stavs. The actually cool people on this site are all probably ossifying ourselves into cocoons of eternal slumber to sink away from this wretched world, realizing how we can’t counter the wokelib mind virus: COVID.

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I have been here for over 2 years and I still don’t know what this hell this means

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Have you seen Dionysus?

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Absolutely every named character in Hades could bed me.

Except Theseus.

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YOOOO WE GOT A BMF EMOJI!?

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my brain was turned into a palatable dish of jello by this comment, thanks

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Users think they’re all Nick Mullen when they’re all Adams

I am proud to be closer to Adam than Nick actually (Nick is hotter tho )

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