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FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck

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Either way he still looks realer

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Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.

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Yeah but I thought only the beard was shopped

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24 points

Not just the beard, eyes and brows

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7 points

He now smiles

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He could always smile. It’s just that it’s hard for him to do so when not disemboweling anyone.

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66 points

Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.

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Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…

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Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.

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Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?

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9 points

I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.

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… 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.

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If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

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19 points

She’s inviting them in.

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8 points

And always aim for the brain.

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No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.

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5 points

What if it’s liquid metal?!

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Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.

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6 points

She knows the bigger threat when she hears it

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57 points

More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it

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64 points

It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.

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I wanna be adorned

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Download the Meta Quest avatar upgrade package now (only $9.99) and your avatar can be adorned!

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His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.

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56 points

It’s getting wild out here.

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He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.

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It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.

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This gives me the big cringe

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This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.

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It’s actually photoshopped

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7 points

Only the beard and stache

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That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around

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