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Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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Are ya patching, son?

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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This is the kind of dad that will backtrace you.

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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Consequences will never be the same

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aliteral@lemmy.world
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I understood that reference!

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!

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pewpew@feddit.it
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apt: could not get lock: permission denied

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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
35 points

deletes some lock file and it works again

FBI OPEN UP

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Plot twist: the FBI is the daemon that has the lock.

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Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de
70 points

Reminds me of one time I was running an update at work and a coworker came up and asked are you coding because I have an app idea.

I said all I typed up was “yay”

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dave@hal9000@lemmy.world
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Did you then tell them “I use arch btw” and then get a confused question about architecture?

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Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de
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I had to because I had a sticker

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RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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“It’s pronounced Ark, short for Architecture. It’s French.”

“Fuck off, Kyle.”

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shikitohno@lemm.ee
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I once had someone at school declare, “Oh shit, you’re hacking stuff!”. I forget exactly what I was doing at the moment, but I either had a Latex doc open in vim, or I had ncmpcpp open. Not nearly as exciting as whatever he was imagining.

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cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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circular dependency detected

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nexussapphire@lemm.ee
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Mine is paru!

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Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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I genuinely wonder how many government systems are vulnerable to being broken by someone issuing a command to update to the latest software version

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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Not as many now that governments have opened there eyes to cyber warfare

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aliteral@lemmy.world
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So we just need to infiltrate the governments and do the Kerrigan compiler thingy?

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RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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jokes on you, I made my dad switch to linux and he loves it

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ordellrb@lemmy.world
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My dad wanted chromeos for some Reason. Better then before i guess.

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Inevitable Waffles [Ohio]@midwest.social
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Without the capitalization, I read ChromeOS as Chromeos and that made me think its the new hottest breakfast cereal.

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0x2d@lemmy.ml
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what distro does he use?

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