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Life gave me some lemons. What should I do?

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voracitude@lemmy.world
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Thavron@lemmy.ca
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Combustible lemons, aka lemon-nades.

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pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!

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Erasmus@lemmy.world
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Was waiting for the Cave Johnson comment.

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sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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…arson again, you see! It’s the way to go!

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Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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This is such a wonderful throw-back

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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Have a lemon party.

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qooqie@lemmy.world
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If you understand this person you’re officially old

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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Old and looking to PARTY!

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Carighan Maconar@lemmy.world
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It’s weird being the same age as old people, tbh.

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spittingimage@lemmy.world
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What if I understand but wish I didn’t?

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pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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That comment is goated, I think it’s so goated that I think it’s deserving of the adjective. It’s a totally goatse comment.

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DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org
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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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Arson

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sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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Arson is usually the answer, I concur

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weariedfae@lemmy.world
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Kolli@sopuli.xyz
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Cave Johnson answered that but I can’t recall and quote all that.

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BreakDecks@lemmy.ml
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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