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Aaah, the rockstar developer. The asshole feared by all sysadmin department. The fucker that pushes untested shit to production on Friday afternoon before disappearing off the grid. The son of a bitch that, while everyone is scrambling to restore production to be stable in between Friday and Saturday morning, is enjoying is life? The one that everyone knows would have been better if his mother swallowed that night, that on Monday morning is surprised and enraged that all his accounts are locked out?

That rockstar developer?

Sorry, got some issues with that living stain of shit.

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Why don’t you tell us how you really feel.

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I can see you’re not ready to talk about this.

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I’m currently in the “Elvis getting fat” phase.

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Stay away from toilets!

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That’s one of the most impractical pieces of advice I’ve ever read.

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Just don’t push too hard.

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You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

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He forgot to groom underage fans

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No, it just takes longer.

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ngl, thought you guys meant rockstar as in the company, which would still apply lol

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