Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

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You fuck. Don’t scare me with a good time.

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I know! I actually squeaked with delight, then felt crushing disappointment, all from one title.

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Fastest I’ve ever lost a boner.

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Had me in the first half

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Shit I saw this a day or three ago and it still got me lol.

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Probably the spiciest instance of fighting fire with fire I’ve ever seen

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I remember seeing one about zuck a few years back. Apparently the chaser said mark zuck was a child molester though the actual web page has since been taken down.

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Aw c’mon don’t tease us like that!

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Well I, as a member of the public, choose to believe him being dead as true, as he wished in life.

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*sheds a single tear*

He died doing what he loved. Hoarding a measure of wealth that the human brain isn’t capable of comprehending, while the rest of us are left budgeting for god damned eggs.

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Millionaire and soon-to-be indicted Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

That ought to get his attention

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