101 points

What a poster. Who else can post like that?

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82 points

I called him “Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy (New York Post!)”

I like how he is quoting New York Post here!

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95 points

Citing the reporting on his own previous insults, it’s just

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66 points

I didn’t say it, I am just citing NYP (that is citing me). But also, I did say it, this is what I called him:

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71 points

Why couldn’t he just be a poster? He’s so good at it. Like, just be a guy who tweets and dunks on people, and everyone will love you. Why you gotta be a fascist.

Hate to see people waste their life doing something their not good at (business, governing, marriage) when they could just spend it tweeting.

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Then Rubio or Cruz would become president in 2016 and they would be much worse. Once Hillary was the Dem nominee, Trump was the best possible GOP option. He hired the same Bush people that Cruz or Rubio would, but was then such a chaos agent that a lot of GOP agenda was stalled. And he was so personally unpopular that he lost in 2020, even against Biden.

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He’s like a bitchy twink

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55 points

he’s so messy

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8 points

I’ve said it before, America elected an old queen for president

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66 points

why does he have to be so god damn funny

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6 points

Why do you think he’s funny? Genuine question.

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14 points

I think he’s just naturally amusing

tweets like the one in the OP is like something straight out of Curb with the pettiness set to 100

and the funniest bits are ALWAYS when he’s not trying to be funny, like the fucking burger table

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3 points

Guess I just don’t get the humor.

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57 points
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No longer weak, slow moving, lethargic, gutless and lazy (new york post!)

Only weak, slow moving, gutless and lazy (new york post!) now

Really moving up in the world

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Is this real?

[edit] seems to be real

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S tier posting

Turns out that being an asshole to other assholes makes for pretty great comedy

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