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Was only a matter of time…

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What’s the opposite of SurprisedPikachuFace.jpg?

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I believe it’s “SurprisedPikachuFace.jpg”

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ComplacentSlowPokeface.bmp

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GrinningPutinFace.jpg

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Seems like Putin may have held a grudge after all.

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Maybe frustrated after India did what his lot couldn’t.

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Nonsense. India and ruzzia both made it to the moon. The ruzzians just did it more aggressively.

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Their mission could be said to have greater impact.

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6 points

Prigozhin is just on a special moon landing operation?

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This is the best summary I could come up with:


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Lmao bot doing bot stuff, not cut out for this particular situation.

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I’m refreshing the page but it’s not getting any fuller!

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6 points

Oopsie.

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His plane has crashed and he’s on the passenger list, but it’s not proven yet that he was on the plane. He’s the person, who faked his death in the past.

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I heard it played out exactly like the opening scene from Dark Knight Rises, too.

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i want to get a hug from Tom Hardy too.

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It would be extremely painful

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It seems like oddly coincidental timing that Russia also officially relieved Surovikin as head of the airforce today (he still hasn’t been seen since the mutiny): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/23/russia-removes-sergei-surovikin-as-head-of-aerospace-forces

Not saying he’s definitely dead, but I doubt this is him faking his own death so much as him slipping an assassination attempt if he’s alive.

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Agreed, coordinated take down of Prigozhin and his allies.

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Ah yes. The general who the Kremlin said was “resting.” Nothing ominous about that.

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Death is the ultimate rest

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There were 10 people on the plane (3 pilots, 7 passengers) but they only recovered 8 bodies…

THERE’S A CHANCE HE’S ALIVE!

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Oh thank god!

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They expect one eight of us in the wreckage, brother.

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the fire rises

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Imagine blowing up a $5M Embraer just to fake his own death - and kill others in the process.

I’m sure Putin’s chef had money lying around, but burning all that cash sounds a little desperate to me.

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That’s not what I said.

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Raise hands if you’d rather die for realsies to save $5M in expenses

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