Tech brands are forcing AI into your gadgets—whether you asked for it or not | Ars Technica
The “AI mouse” is just the start.
That’s not an “AI” mouse, it’s a mouse that has a hotkey. Jesus fucking christ death to marketing
God, they’re so fucking dumb.
This whole thing is a bunch of rich people trying to trick each other into buying into whatever grift is a new frontier to exploit
“A fool and his money are soon parted” is such a dumb saying. All rich guys are exactly this dumb and manage to stay rich.
That’s because they crossed the event horizon into such incredible density of wealth it’s impossible* to divest them of truly obscene amounts of wealth.
*Unless someone does the thing in Minecraft
Whoever started calling this LLM shit “AI” deserves to be shoved in a locker and then dropped into a canal. Techbro dweeb? Marketing ghoul? Some fuckwit internet cretin? I don’t care. Get in the goddamned box.
I remember when article spinning was consider blackhat seo. Now it’s a feature of major mouse brands? Lmao.
The biggest dickheads on the planet took over the tech companies. At least the nerds that originally built it actually cared about it like… Performing a function. None of these dickheads care if they destroy it. They’re not builders, they’re deconstructors.
At some point along the line software technology companies went from building things into “disrupting” things and that change was essentially the act of going from constructors to destructors.
From the blockchain to NFTs to the metaverse to AI.
I wonder what the next tech marketing fad buzzword will be.
