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wonder if it’s going to rat someone out by saying something along the lines of

A member of your Steam Family already owns Horny Hentai Ladies: Stupidly huge dongs GOTY

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124 points

this will only increase the family bonding.

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46 points

Hey stepsis, wanna play some horny fuck friends later this evening?

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29 points

Sir this is a Wendy’s… and I’m stuck in the dryer

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11 points

There is an anime that is basically this

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21 points

I’m sure Rep. Mike Johnson and his son are thrilled.

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52 points

You can put those games as private

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I’m still not 100% trusting that. Any time a dev comes up with a new feature like this one, they might forget to implement a check if the game is privated (or do the check and mess up properly hiding it).

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16 points

Exactly. This is like someone I knew who was a CSR blowing off steam at difficult customers by hitting mute and cussing them out. Like you realize that mechanisms fail all the time, right? This dude wouldn’t entertain the idea that a mute button could fail. I tried.

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24 points

ah, right. that’s a thing.

Goes to show how little I have needed it (or how little shame I have) :P

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1 point

Doesn’t that still dhow up on your last 3 active games list?

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3 points

You’d notice that when you join their steam family because it would show up in your library

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3 points

Dad?

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2 points

I keep seeing people talking about sexual games on steam. I’ve yet to see one. I’m sure they exist … but how common are they? Do people actually play those? Even if I wanted to do so, I would instantly assume because it’s on steam there’s a chance my friends could see me playing it no matter my settings, and that would be a no-go. It’s just awkward.

It’d be like jerking off with the shades open because “well no one is supposed to be in my backyard”. Okay but what if some kids are there to get their ball or something? You have to assume unexpected things will happen in life.

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5 points

It’s fairly common, see a lot of them on the top selling games too

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81 points

If Steam or Valve ever goes public and IPOs, I’m gonna fucking kill myself.

They seem to be the only ones who aren’t like going through an enshitification cycle right now.

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34 points

It all comes down to who succeedes Gabe after his stepping down.

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6 points

I’m glad that it seems like he’s extended the longevity of his life by losing a lot of weight. Have you seen him now? Looks amazing for his age. I think if he continued where he was, he might’ve passed away at some point or be in a worse condition.

He needs as much time as possible to decide what he’s going to do after he’s gone.

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14 points

That’s a little dramatic.

I don’t think they’ll ever become an IPO.

But it’s more likely that if Gabe doesn’t have someone or something in mind that keeps Steam on track, there’s few companies that can buy it. Microsoft could acquire it. Sony could acquire it. Epic games could acquire it.

Companies that would have no care or clue in how to keep Steam as is.

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25 points

Safest option would be to turn Valve into a foundation, similar to Zeiss: The company owns itself thus can’t be bought out, statutory stipulations go along the lines of “Make sure we don’t go bankrupt, do great optics, funnel some money to the University of Jena as well as less well off workers in the city”. No grand charitable aspirations besides being a good citizen as per 1846 bourgeois values (though that’d be Gabe’s choice), otherwise just continue as they’ve been doing. Make sure all stakeholders (incl. gamers, or at least Valve customers) have standing to enforce those statutes.

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That would be nice. Just keep in mind that they already have an arbitration clause, so that seems to piss on (but not all over and certainly not shit on) gamers who have standing to enforce those values.

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3 points

Initial public offering. i.e. trading stocks in public

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Initial public offering

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61 points

Good guy steam

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46 points

This world really does not deserve Valve

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And this boys is why we choose to give money to valve, and as a bonus steam sales are amazing. Valve really knows how to keep a steady income of profit and just dont fck with what works

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15 points

Valve knows when they have it good and not be greedy. They are essentially a monopoly but choose not to abuse it.

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3 points

valve makes more money by being decent company than many others combined who actively try to exploit users.

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