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Note: this is a shit post. I still swear it is impossible.

https://imgur.io/gallery/yY59P

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The post does not say that you will be able to penetrate with the index finger. It just recommends to place the finger that way.

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If you want to be able to penetrate with an index finger, I’m off work in about 2 hours. Wait…what?

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5 points

while you kiss your ass goodbye, and the box of noodles and cheesy flavoring defeats you yet again

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I feel the secret might be how the thumb and middle finger squeeze the sides of the box.

I’ll try it out someday, but I probably won’t report back. (Don’t want to get your hopes up).

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13 points

Look at the girth of that dude’s index finger. No wonder it works for him.

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Hahaha

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I used to just cut the top off of the box using a kitchen knife. I would start just below one of the corners, with the box on it’s side, and I sawed through it.

I got some funny looks for that one when I first did it on autopilot around other people lmao.

You know that the serrated lines on the box aren’t great when cutting the cardboard with a kitchen knife is legitimately easier. The blade wasn’t even serrated.

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I always go thumb from the top, so pretty much same position as photo 2. Still not happening.

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See… what you’re supposed to do… is… hold it between you’re two hands. Kinda lie you’re praying. jab your two thumbs into the tab, then pull outward and just rip the box in half. Alternatively, if you’re the Hulk or something, you can just grab either end and rip it in half that way.

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65 points

I just boil and eat the entire box like any normal person.

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20 points

I pay for the box. I eat the box.

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13 points

Most of the nutrients are in the rind, I’m aghast to learn that most people just throw the box away!

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5 points

If it tastes like it looks on the package, a viable option. Has probably more nutritional value, too.

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5 points

When you can’t read the box anymore, obviously…

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The one that kills me is when the glue they use to close the box is stronger than the box itself, so you wind up just ripping it open.

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I swear to God, in all my life I feel like it’s only worked fewer than 5 times.

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I think I’ve only got it twice. Maybe I should try harder

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45 points

You’re not extending your chi through your finger when you push. The instructions take that for granted, but they really should be more specific.

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I tried extending my chi, but it just made my jar of salsa fall on the floor and shatter.

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You didn’t expand your ki so you didn’t notice the chili fall. Idiot.

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I think you’re confusing your chi with your penis.

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