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I'm going to a forest themed party in the woods, but I can't decide on an outfit... Any funny ideas?

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Feel free to answer as jokingly or as serious as you like

The stranger/more creative the better

feel free to add a leftist twist

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ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Bigfoot

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MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netOP
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get people to take pics with me

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buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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sneak into the background of as many pics as you can

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ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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And what would fit into a spooky forest theme better than a cryptid?

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iie [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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go as a tree disguised as a lumberjack and then walk around whistling innocently

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Full wizard or druid get up with the robes and walking staff, it’s a must.

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netOP
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Druids and wizards are definitely on the cards

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seas_surround [he/him]@hexbear.net
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raccoon

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dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee
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Tree hugger. But with like one of those “free hugs” signs. You’re the tree.

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