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FYI, this is a right-wing dog whistle popularized during the COVID-19 pandemic. It’s now an anti-vaxxer talking point.

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If the carbon is in my body, it’s not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists

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So if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan

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You should get paid carbon credits!

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Does McDonald’s accept carbon credits though?

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Nuh uh! You can’t checkmate me if I

[Rage flips the board]

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20 points

I am the cabrón you say?!?

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Ay cabrón

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6 points

Yes, you are the GOAT!

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Negative, you are 65% oxygen, so in effect hot air. 18.5% is carbon, 10% is hydrogen.

Or by molecules, you are mostly water.

And by those metrics, the average vehicle exhaust from a year of driving contains as much carbon and oxygen as 300 humans.

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Yes. this is a truly shitty post.

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