57 points

Impressive that he was able to type all that with one hand shoved down the front of his pants

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19 points

You mean in front of Trumps pants

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2 points

It’s the lyrics to unstoppable but cringified

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31 points

It’s so disappointing that politics has reached this peak level of cringiness in our time

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Our time? Come on, look at the shit people wrote about monarchs. The lyrics to the UK national anthem were written ages ago, afaik.

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1 point

Extreme ass-kissing has definitely been around for ages. However, social media gives these people a platform for effectively widespreading their bullshit. Another thing that seems like a newer phenomenon, at least in a democracy and in the current magnitude, is the complete loss of accountability. Politicians used to (be forced) to step down when they did really shameful stuff, I don’t see that happening now. Then there is the whole January 6th stuff, etc. etc.

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21 points

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I kept looking for the punchline, yet there was none.

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21 points

So, “A Porche with no brakes” is good, right?

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20 points

He’s not wrong; Trump is a car crash waiting to happen.

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20 points

Porches with no brakes mfs when wall enters the stage

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13 points

Those are lyrics of “Unstoppable” by Sia. Real “alpha male” music.

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16 points

I swear, he is a fever dream

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9 points

This has to be the most fascinating account on Twitter

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