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Weren’t there some people worried about the end of the world with the most recent solar eclipse?

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Sounds reasonable. If the sun gets stuck behind the moon there we’d be toast because we need light to see stuff and where we’re driving.

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We might need light for a few other things, too. :)

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21 points

Like finding the car keys in the first place!

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6 points

You’re right. How are we gonna ever beat Boktai without the sun?

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I didn’t see it, so I think I would be fine.

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Jesus. You can’t even see a solar eclipse everywhere when it does happen. Travel really does broaden the mind, I suppose.

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Interestingly, there are actually weren’t any such people. AFAIK

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I wish they were right because it would be awesome if all religious fundies were taken somewhere else. Too bad they often aren’t good people and many, if not most, would end up being left behind. Imagine the tantrums when they realize they’ve missed the rapture. I bet we’d see a rise in Satanism that wasn’t just a front to challenge Christian bias in religious rights but instead a rebellion against a god that spurned them. And then I wonder if they’d be surprised that atheists still want nothing to do with them.

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I was in the path of totality. Which was amazing, but there were a LOT of people crowing about “something” happening during/after the Eclipse.

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1 point

Was it the occultation ceremony? Please, not the occultation ceremony.

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81 points

well *gestures at everything* isn’t it just kind of common knowledge now?

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21 points

Well I did notice it’s been hotter lately

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At least I don’t have to clean my windscreen every time I go for a drive!

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4 points

So hot right now.

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Guys! Guys! I just figured it out! The last couple years, we’ve been living in a Monthy Python sketch! Now it all makes sense!

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A WIIIIITTCH!!

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2 points

Get out of the kiln.

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It’s been colder here, check mate atheists!

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39 points

Cause it ended in 2012, remember?

Remember? Before the fucking fever dream reality we entered?

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We need to find in ourselves the permeability to pass through a great invisible filter that separates the past and the future of humanity. We are collectively at the kind of moment that only happens once for a species.

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Before the flattening. Ah, what a wonderful time that was.

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If by “a while” you mean 1 month, then sure. There were tons of conspiracy theorists saying that the world was going to end on April 8th due to the solar eclipse.

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They were going to fire up the LHC to open a dimension, which can only happen when the moon is casting a shadow 6000 km away. Then aliens… or something.

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Kinda like The Onion, such things are in a tough spot.

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