If he’s pissing off both sides that must mean he’s doing something right. I am very smart.
lol @ the pro-zionist crowd chanting “fuck Joe Biden” like dawg… he’s on your side. chuds are so fucking dumb
Imagine seeing this as a Biden campaign staffer. What do you even do? Just pack up and leave at this point, you lost.
it’s wild they’re not even making an attempt to coopt this energy the way they did in 2020
How can they? It’s easy as Dems to twist the blm riots to be anti-Trump and coast off of that. They can’t really do that here and have to walk on eggshells when paying lip service because of how sensitive Israel is to even the mildest criticism
Using Hamas as a wedge, getting some inclusion of hostages or 10/6, etc.
Like there’s marginal stuff here, and they’re not even trying the same way they easily flipped abolish into defund, knowing all along they weren’t gonna do either anyway. Their only play so far has been to bang the antisemitism drum and I don’t think that’s enough without pairing it with something like the above.
Give Biden’s dog treats every time it bites a secret service agent to encourage the behaviour.
Melchett: President Joe Biden has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory over Trump!
Blackadder: Ah, would this brilliant plan involve doubling down on genocide and oppression while attacking the left?
Darling: How could you possibly know that, Blackadder, it’s classified information!
B: It’s the same plan that we used last time… and the seventeen times before that.
M: E-e-exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we’ve done eighteen times before is the last thing they’ll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.
B: The fact that he’s plummeting in the polls and everyone under 35 is calling him “Genocide Joe?”
M: That’s right! And President Joe Biden is worried that this may be depressing the base a tad. So! He’s looking to find a way to cheer them up!
B: Well, his resignation and suicide would seem the obvious route.
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Gotta love the mental gymnastics at work here
I hate them, therefore, they must love Joe Biden because *I* hate Joe Biden!
He is trying his best to get to single digits approval rating
New dem strategy: get approval rating to negative, causing underflow and instantly getting 100% approval
“Mr. President… Um… Ah… I strongly suggest you do not wear those shorts to the Almost Summer Get Out the Youth Vote! rally.”
“I know - I know. Some of my aides think it’s not presidential for me to show my bare old legs to America. But the old dogs are like me. They need some sun and I want reach out to the young folks and they show lots of skin. Trust me - I look at them. A lot. Tan. Firm. Young. Soft. Tan. Very tan. The tan girls with their taunt young sweet—”
“We feel your American flag shorts are are not appropriate.”
“I heard all the complaints. But America needs me. She needs me. And I need her. I love America. We all gotta love America. Like we did before. Before. You. know. when? Strom Thurmond as a man… was a man…” he trials off into unintelligibility and gibberish for about 10 seconds. He snaps back “He loved America too!”
“We also feel beyond the flag problem there’s another problem… It’s a delicate problem… I don’t know how to… What I mean—”
“Get to the point. Speak clearly. Out with it. Now.”
"Well… They look like… diapers."
The next day the president goes out in his flag diaper shorts and with literally less than a minute #BidenFlagDiapers has been created. By the end of the hour it’s trending. Within about a week Biden’s poll numbers have fallen 10% and pundits are demanding an immediate reboot to save his dying campaign.
Biden in American flag chubbies is not an image I needed
rolls 1d4 for psychic damage
And then he goes into the Lincoln Bedroom for a nighty-night tryst with the First Lady - if you know what I mean.
NSFW / NSFL
Jill purrs as President Daddy takes out his enormous, prehensile cock—
I tried but I couldn’t go there. Too Biden. Too strong. Too much. I could blackout.
See that’s why I do all my imagining in cartoon vision unless otherwise specified
