I apologize in advance, but Fido may try to sleep with you, just keep your door locked.
Aww, the little guy is welcome to snuggle - I’m a dog lover!
Fido is my cousin. He is 225lbs.
I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I’m not even a dog person.
I’m absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn’t allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.
Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.
Kevin
I instinctually downvoted that. I don’t think you’re a bad person, and this picture is so perfect for this post, but damn. You coulda just let me go on living my life, not knowing this fucking thing existed.
That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?
