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Haha, this is now the only scene I’ve ever watched from that movie, and I’m gonna tell myself that its about his passion for carpentry.

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Lol yea. Thanks to that it’s canon.

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

Type into Google “did Jesus in…”

And it immediately completed “did Jesus invent the table.”

What the absolute fuck.

Thread about this from the year the movie came out:

https://uk.religion.christian.narkive.com/6ZmATbTQ/jesus-invented-the-dining-table

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43 points

Just casually writing him like Marty McFly.

“I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.”

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24 points

… Were tables shorter back then?

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Most were, in the mid east, Asia, even Rome, etc. People would eat on short tables while sitting on the ground and reclining on pillows.

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Sounds much nicer, actually.

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14 points

Greater risk of being crop dusted

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12 points

You might like a kotatsu table! It’s a table with a blanket built in and a heater underneath! Peak cozy.

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The amount of support you can manufacture for your lower back is top notch. I sometimes sit on the floor with padding and I’m in my late 30s.

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I don’t see why it would be

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6 points

Not really, no.

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0 points

Old person detected

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21 points

He needed it to pose for a picture with the boys.

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He was a carpenter

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People like to interpret things with a modern lense. The translation of his job title might be carpenter, and people then go “ok, what does a carpenter do nowadays - builds chairs and tables, right”. But the word being translated is more aking to “builder”, a construction carpenter, a mason, something along those lines.

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In German, those professions actually have different names. The furniture maker is a Schreiner or Tischler (lit. “tablerer”), while the builder is called Zimmermann (lit. “room man”).

The German bible correctly identifies Jesus as a Zimmermann.

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6 points

Oh so that’s what that Nina Simone song was about

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room man

German is fucking hilarious if you don’t speak it.

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